Thursday Thirteen: Movies I Can Quote

If I were to list my top 13 favorite movies, this list might look different. Still, considering these are all movies I know the dialogue of almost by heart, I suppose I must have seen them a lot of times. For some reason.

1. Lord Of The Rings. This would be the whole trilogy as I can't distinguish between them. I'm not ashamed of this one. I've loved Tolkien since I was eight and sneak-read Lord of the Rings when my sister picked them up at the library. Typical quote: "So do all who live to see such times, but that is not for them to decide. All you have to decide is what to do with the time that is given to you."

2. Fletch. Wee-eell, I have to blame this one on my ex who forced me to see this about 4,000 zillion times. Not that there aren't good and useful lines in it. Typical quote: "Alan: You'll be wearing rubber gloves. Do you own rubber gloves? Fletch: I rent 'em. I have a lease with an option to buy."

3. Romancing the Stone. Do I need to justify this? The opening sequence is awesome. Plus, it taught me Cartagena is in Colombia. Typical quote: "Now I ain't cheap, but I can be had."

4. The Breakfast Club. Yes, I was a teenager in the 80's. There's just no getting around The Breakfast Club if you were. "You're an idiot anyway. But if you say you get along with your parents, well, you're a liar too."

5. Highlander. OK, OK. This is also because of my ex. Funny thing is, I can hardly recall the plot, but I still know half the dialogue by heart. Typical quote: "I took his head and raped his woman before his blood was even cold."

6. Adam's Rib. This is my favorite movie. The. Favorite. With a capital F. I could go on for hours about its outstanding awesomeness but I won't. I'll just say: SEE IT if you haven't. Typical quote: "Amanda: And after you shot your husband... how did you feel? Mrs. Attinger: Hungry!"

7. Star Wars. Yes, it's the curse and sign of geeks everywhere that they know most of Star Wars by heart. We use it to locate each other in bars. Typical quote: "When I left you, I was but the learner, now I am the master."

8. Grease. My little sister loved this. She watched this every afternoon for two years, I swear. Typical quote: "You know, if we fix up this car, it could be make-out city."

9. Army of Darkness. I'm a dork. What can I say? I love this movie more than words can say and in terms of quotes it's the best. Tyical quote: "Arthur: Are all men from the future loud-mouthed braggarts? Ash: Nope. Just me baby... Just me."

10. Top Gun. I blame this on youthful folly. And the volleyball scene. Yeah, the volleyball scene... *sigh* Anyway, typical quote: "I feel the need... The need for speed!"

11. The Mummy. It's so adorably cheesy. I love this! Plus it features a librarian heroine and contains eons of Egyptian historical inaccuracies, so what's not to love? Typical quote: "You know, nasty little fellows such as yourself always get their comeuppance!"

12. Working Girl. 80's power suits FTW! Typical quote: "I have a head for business and a bod for sin. Is there anything wrong with that?"

13. Constantine. Yeah, I love this. It has Keanu Reeves being really, really good for once; it has demons and angels; it has exorcism and Rachel Weisz - and it has super-fab low key sexual tension between the MC:s. The only thing I don't like is Peter Stormare at the end. Overdoing it by the dozen. Typical quote: "You are going to die young because you smoked 30 cigarettes a day since you were 15 and you're going to go to hell because of the life you took. You're f****d."